She's rude, but I love her.
(on my inability to walk without falling)
Me: I probably shouldn't have laughed at her falling off her skateboard since as you know I fall all the time...
Kelly: which I can just see you landing on your backpack and breaking both your computer and iPad...
Me: maybe I should stop carrying both.
Kelly: yeah, that way you'll have one as backup for when you fall and break the other.
Me: that's just rude.
Kelly: I'm just trying to help you find a reason as to why it was you got an iPad.