December 2009
69 posts
pao judges me so...
me: oh yeah...so this is my new years resolution. i'm only gonna drink water and black coffee until my birthday then i'm only gonna drink alcohol and coffee.
paola: and no water??
me: nope.
paola: that seems like a terrible idea.
Oh sister
Paola: (talking about birth control)...they were talking about how yaz was so wonderful. But the other day I saw a commercial and it said that if you were on yaz you could sue them, because they probably screwed your vagina up...
Me: HAHAHA
Paola: or uterus.
Me: HAHAHA
Paola: don't post this on your tumblr.
oh pao
me: (while reading Eating Animals) Who's Gordon Ramsay?
paola: the guy from financial peace university.
me: HAHAHAHAHA...
she just keeps them coming
me: (while watching lion king) whats the moms name?
paola: i think it's sara
me: really, paola? their names are simba, nala, musafa... and sara?
Low Rising- Swell Season
I wanna sit you down and talk I wanna pull back the veils And find out what it is I´ve done wrong I wanna tear these curtains down I want you to meet me somewhere Tonight in this old tourist town And we´ll go Low rising ´Cause we´ve gotta come up We´ve gotta come up Low rising ´Cause I fear we´ve had enough Low rising ´Cause there´s no further for us to fall Low rising Oh for the love of you I...
my sister is better than yours
Paola: (At Church) Where are we supposed to turn?
Me: Revelations
Paola: Oh great, is this the sermon where he tell us how we all are going to die next year?
“Wittgenstein once wrote that when the eye sees something beautiful, the hand...”
– Nicole Krauss
“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
“I’m not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except...”
– John Green
“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.”
– John Green
“Zari, you’re my maid of freaking honor,you’re supposed to be on my...”
– Paola Guerrero
“you’re a cold hearted… just kidding”
– paola guerrero
Mornings with the Guerrero's
Paola: What kind of tea are you making?
Dad: Horse tail.
Paola: Oh I hear that's really good...
Me: Not for the horse...
“Why are you leaving me? He wrote, I do not know how to live. I do not know...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
“I might not be the straightest arrow in the box, but he’s just too much.”
– Zack Ricks
cheryl: i'm just looking at you inappropriately.
me: well cheryl you just do what you gotta do.
cheryl: oh i will.
sick me + stupid people = bitchy me.
me: hi welcome to starbucks what can i get started for you tonight?
guy: yeah i don't know what i want yet.
me: well you just let me know when you're ready...
cheryl: hahahahahahaha
cheryl is what's up.
michael: zarina, have I ever told you you're my hero?
me: yeah.
cheryl: oh yeah, well she's the wind beneath my wings.
yu. still crazy.
me: I can't believe we agree on something for the first time in our lives. this is weird.
krizia: Hahaha yes Zarinaa Guerrero maybe now you are becoming like me ...you always wanted to be like me =)
me: did I now?
nerd love
me: i love you as much as Voldemort hates Harry.
kelly: i think that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
this is perfect.
allthecommotion:
Winter
“For she had embodied the Great Perhaps—she had proved to me that it was...”
– John Green
Today, I realized that Santa Claus is clearly a...
philo-anima:
Now you’re thinking like a witch! Awesome!
harryfuckingpotter:
headmasterrumbleroar:weasleylove:(via malfoyy)
“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...”
“On this day, you read something that moved you and made you realise there were...”
– via: I wrote this for you
(via quote-book) (via andreantoinette)
“The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are...”
– Charles DuBois
“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
sometimes I am...
Karen: So I'm having a really stressful day. Make me laugh.
Me: Well I was walking to class just now, and this girl came up to me and was like 'hey you should probably get new shoes' and I was like 'hey you should probably get a new face' and then I socked her on the face.
Karen: You are such a liar!
Me: Am I?
Karen: Sometimes I think you're just constantly drunk.
Me: Sometimes I am.
WatchBAHAHAHA
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teganandsara:
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